Title: I Can't Believe it's your birthday...

Description: One of twenty-four cards comprising the entire Selfish Kitty line of cards.

Title: I wish it were my birthday too...

Description: One of twenty-four cards comprising the entire Selfish Kitty line of cards.

Title: Double Down! Double Down! ...

Description: One of twenty-four cards comprising the entire Selfish Kitty line of cards.

Title: I don't care what we do for your birthday ...

Description: One of twenty-four cards comprising the entire Selfish Kitty line of cards.

Article: Belief in Knowledge

Description: Written for the San Diego Daily Transcript. Asserts that there is an empirically knowable universe worth exploring.

Article: Hollywood Labor Dispute

Description: Written for the San Diego Daily Transcript. Maybe if the Screen Actors Guild hadn't gone on strike we'd have less "reality" shows shoved down our peepers.

Article: Amazing Breakthrough in Grading

Description: Written for the San Diego Daily Transcript. Humorous assessment of Harvard's laughable policies on grading students.

Article: The Pursuit of Truth

Description: Written for the San Diego Daily Transcript. Companion piece to Belief in Knowledge. Like Happiness, Truth is worth pursuing, even if it usually proves evasive.

Article: The Cabin is Sinking

Description: Written for the Movieline.com. Hey there's an old cabin descending into the mire. Who cares? Hollywood.

Article: Trading Movies

Description: Written for the Movieline.com. Hollywood is scared to death that the world is going all Hong Kong street market with recordable DVDs.

Article: James Bond

Description: Written for the Movieline.com. James Bond is a very lucrative franchise. You wish you had some of that James Bond money.

Ad: LA Tourism

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Description: Snow....

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Ad: 2014

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Ad: SHORT cinema journal

Description: Rooster Decisions

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Description: Target

Ad: Guinness

Description: Ad 1, leaving Earth

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Description: Ad 2, leaving orbit

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Description: Length vs. Pleasure

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Description: Sex & Drugs

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Article: Citadel on the Hill

Description: Written for the San Diego Daily Transcript. America was founded to be a City on a Hill, a shining example for the world. Maybe someday, but right now what the world needs is a fortress.