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Previous Quotes of the Day

September 15, 2002
"Confusion not good right now."
Billiam W.

January, 2002
"Don't you have to poop?"
Overheard by Julia after Black Hawk Down

November 16, 2001
"Why didn't you just tell her 'no'? You pussies."
Julia, hearing Cat weaseled into bowling again

November 9th, 2001
"I don't want to fuck you, I just wanna bowl!"
Drunken 70s throwback Catherine ("Cat")

November 4, 2001
"I don't want to hear about your stupid life."
-Amy

October 11, 2001
"I always beat guys in the bathroom."
Grace

August 23, 2001
"I want to eat the air."
Julia, upon smelling freshly baked bread

July 04, 2001
Julia: You're like the cat who cried wolf.
Me: Cat?
Julia: I mean dog. Well whatever cried wolf!

Feb. 2001
"That's what happens when you're about to become Microsoft's bitch."
Mark Allen

Jan. 2001
"I don't believe anything"
Elyse Rubin

Wed, Oct 11, 2000
"I'd rather kill it and eat it, than not kill it and not eat it."
Angie Singh

Sat, Oct 7, 2000
"That's just the nature of the music business, man. You're "in" one minute, and you're "out" the rest of your life."
-Julia

Mon, Oct 2, 2000
"What's with this incest everybody's tryin' to get a piece of?"
Debra Roberts

Sun, Oct 1, 2000
"See? Being a complete doofus ain't so
bad."
-Dave Weiner

Thu, Sep 21, 2000
"I'm not a yo-yo person. When my yo-yo goes down that's where it stays."
Debra Roberts

Wed, August 23, 2000
"Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet, even though the bullet isn't what you really want."
- Julia

Fri, Aug 11, 2000
"If you can't get sexually harrassed at work, where can you get sexually harrassed?"
- Sheila

Thu, Aug 10, 2000
"One for LOSER."
- Man of quiet irony buying movie ticket next to us.

Wed, Jul 5, 2000
Robber/kidnapper: "Get me your silk ties."
Man: "Just the silk ones?"
Robber/kidnapper: "Just bring me some damn ties!"
exchange between Brie's friends and the man who robbed and (briefly) kidnapped them.

Thu, Jun 29, 2000
"The new guy can blow me"
Andrea S.

Fri, Jun 9, 2000
"How can a Japanese be as tall as me?"
Alejandra

05/17/00
"Intelligent people fuck."
Alejandra

05/01/00
"It's weird to think that in our lifetime people will exist who don't know who Fonzie is."
overheard at Julia's opera

04/26/00
"He doesn't have any arm or leg hair. I guess it's cause he's asian. They're all computer generated anyway."
Heather Crudo

03/03/00
"There aren't many things that are more manly [than bowling alone during the day] except for, you know, banging a super-model while throwing a hand grenade into the Kremlin."
-Austin Williams

02/27/00
"Austria, ha. They were the ones that started all this Nazi nonsense."
-Sigrid, the German lover

02/20/00
"I don't even believe in Jebus."
-Homer

02/19/00
"If anything's wrong, anything at all, we're gonna call them and go 'Hello!'"
Julia

02/15/00
"Is it banal to be apunctual?"
Overheard by Jason.

02/13/00
"An invader could take over [France] with a phone call...if he could get anyone to answer."
-Orson Welles F for Fake

02/09/00
"They can kill me but they can't eat me."
-said by a cancerous woman at the doctors office

02/07/00
"All my life as a puppeteer, I thought I would only do shows for adults, not children. So when I joined the circus, I decided to focus on being a good person."

02/04/00
"I'm so over acapella"