Telling the truth is the only way to get out of trouble.
- Julia, completely free from moral taint of any kind

I loved playing ebay.
-Julia

I hope we're all in agreeance...
-that limp bizkit guy at the grammys
(ed. note - ahhh, perfectamly understandishable)

Me: Why are we all white?
Julia: Maybe the TV is radiating us.

"You're certainly taking the fun out of looking at pornography."
- Peter, to Sharon

I told Julia that I washed my alarm clock. It was in the washer and I didn't know it.
-Adrienne

I've had WAY more alcohol than food today.
- Andrea

Ahhhh, Sadist.
-Julia, eerily gleeful when learning the difference between a "sadist" and a "masochist"

The porn star's a cutie.
-Julia, referring to a woman on Trading Spaces

Why is it "rocking out" involves bopping your head like a chicken?
-Julia