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Sunday, February 27, 2000
Austria, ha. They were the ones that started all this Nazi nonsense.
-Sigrid, the German lover

Sunday, February 20, 2000
I don't even believe in Jebus.
-Homer the king.

Saturday, February 19, 2000
If anything's wrong, anything at all, we're gonna call them and go 'Hello!'
-Julia

Thursday, February 17, 2000
Nobody wants pygmies running around New York, San Francisco, or LA, talking on cel phones.
-Harmony, regarding Pygmies

How do you think they feel?
-Austin's reply

Tuesday, February 15, 2000
Is it banal to be apunctual?
-Overhear by Jason

Sunday, February 13, 2000
An invader could take over [France] with a phone call...if he could get anyone to answer.
-Orson Welles, F for Fake

Wednesday, February 09, 2000
They can kill me but they can't eat me.
-woman with cancer at doctor's office

Monday, February 07, 2000
All my life as a puppeteer, I thought I would only do shows for adults, not children. So when I joined the circus, I decided to focus on being a good person.
-overheard by Jason and Harmony

Friday, February 04, 2000
I'm so over acapella.
-overheard by Harmony