Updated: Mon, Dec 23, 2002

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Jocely Elders' makes her move.

Portable Pudding Porn

I saw this on a trip to Vons about a week ago. Normally I don't go in for the scatalogical humor, but this was just so obvious. I mean, note the way the hand is grasping the "tube of pudding." Note the angle of the tube. Note the chocolate love spewing from the tip. You don't have to be John Holmes to read into this design. I guarantee they'll be changing the design if they make a vanilla version. No spoon needed kids, just suck the pudding straight from the end of the tube.

Click on the "no spoon needed" area for a close up.