I am sitting here in read-in doing absolutely nothing, but writing you this letter, let me tell you my surroundings. Bann is sitting next to me and making farting noises, Caitlin W. is staring into space, Becky is doing her homework, David is flirting with Grant, Tyrese is lying on her desk asking people for food, odalys is reading, Helene is eating, and everyone else, well we don't really care about everyone else. This school is GAY. Ms. Serratore just yelled at me for talking to Caitlin. On a different note, Spencer is calling me mean because I won't tell him what we were discussing about & why I called him over. I just wanted to hear his thoughts on WEED. I know this is random, but I want a little brother. Bell rung. Gotta go. See you @ P.E. Love always, x I would've wrote in the journal but you have it.

We live next door to a middle school, I think that means 7th thru 9th grade. Anyway, these kids litter like crazy, it's like an Earth Day rally after Rage Against the Machine leaves the stage.

While walking the dog one day I found this note. Actually, at first I thought it was just the pig picture, but when I picked it up I saw the note. What an awesome note. Except for the artists name, I've tried to hide the identity of the author of the note as best as I felt like it at the time.

The note is a direct quote. I compared my retyping of the note to the original several times to make sure that all the misspellings and capitalizations are accurate.

The other day a group of the kids from the school was walking down our alley. One of the girls screamed out, "That guy is ALWAYS horny."

I hate these kids. They're noisy and stupid.