this is...interesting

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid769343686/bctid1761990522

Quote of the Day

Me: Do you know where my Walkman is?

Julia: Walkman? What Walkman?

Me: I mean my iPod. God damn it, I'm almost 40 years old.

Quote of the Day

"Daddy, why is salmon a fish?"

"I don't know Charlie. Why are you a person?"

"Why are you a person?"

"Well, what do you think? What makes me a person?"

"I don't know...your heart?"

"Well, yeah. That's part of it. What else?"

"Um...your ankle?"

-Dinner conversation with Charlie

Quote of the Day

"That's what I like about you. You're not so in-your-face with religion. I mean, I know this one girl who's always going on about the Holy Ghost and blah blah blah."

-Julia's remark to a priest

Quote of the Day

"Dad, I just thought of something."
"What's that Charles?"
"Two oranges are two...if they're connected."
-Charlie, referring to I-don't-know-what

RIE BRED

RIE Bred from Michael Caulder on Vimeo.

The Quote of the Day that keeps getting better

"When I get big I'm going to be a [construction] worker....And I'll still live at our house....And, do you have a saw I can use? With lots of batteries?"

-Charlie, on his future

Why you should keep your sick kids at Fucking Home

This is a crappy little Razor phone video I took when they were drawing Elliot's blood at the hospital on Saturday. Elliot, who ended up getting pneumonia and staying at the hospital is fine now. How did he catch pneumonia? Because some family thought it'd be no big deal to send their sick kid to camp where our other son charlie was going. Charlie caught the cold, which ended up hospitalizing Elliot with pneumonia three days later. So, hey, thanks for that fuck-o's.