Quote of the Day

I can tickle my willy!

-Charlie, finding a use for the hand held shower massager

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South Park Clip

I think this clip is the bee's knees.

Top Chef

Things I learned from Top Chef last night:

• There's something called Quinoa (pronounced KEEN-wah) and it's a food.
  
• If your idea sounds terrible (stuffing mushrooms with dried blueberries), looks terrible, and tastes terrible, don't let people judge it, for they will piss all over you for it. This, of course, is in direct contrast to last season when Howie made crap and refused to serve it and was pissed all over for it. 
  
• Blinis are not pronounced like Bellinis. If you mispronounce these remarkable similar sounding names douchebags will wait in line to correct you.
  
• Blinis should be served while they are still frying in oil.
• Constant cursing can be fucking irritating.
• If you are serving food to a judge, you should probably taste it first lest you look like a hack.
• Don't buy meat from a farmer's market (they fuck you at the driverthru)
• Hippy Farmers that sell stuff at farmer's markets get pissy if you are in the slightest hurry.

Knuckles

I looked at Elliot yesterday and said, "How you doin', Knuckles." I thought it was funny.

My seven deadly sins

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	High
Wrath:	High
Sloth:	Medium
Envy:	Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Medium

The Seven Deadly Sins Quiz on 4degreez.com

1986 was a better year than people give it credit for

Charlie Curses

Here are some recent epithets charlie likes to hurl at you when he's pissed:

"You Bam!"
"You smack-on-the-butt!"
"chicka-wah-wah-huh" (this one is really weird because it sounds like he's imitating porn music)

"When Am I Going To See Him Again?"

That's what Charlie asked as he let forth a torrent of tears. Did someone die? No. Did his best friend move? No. Did grandpa fly to another country? No. Did dad go on a trip? No. No, Charlie was upset because he found a roly-poly (aka a woodlouse) he really liked and had to put it back in the mud.